Elle Vampa

I am back from my break :) Took me longer than I thought.

Another thing that’s taken much longer than I ever imagined, is this ever-growing list on my phone that I have been intending to turn into a blog post for about… 4 years now?

Give or take a few years – I’m not too sure. Long, anyway.

It’s a list of things I’ve encountered in my everyday life that I simply do not understand.

So welcome back readers! ;) On to my list of Life’s Incomprehensibilities (Pt.1):

• Blue toilet paper – it exists. My parents bought it once. I only remember a deep WHY? It’s what got me started on this list, because… what else don’t I comprehend and all.
• Socks in pool slides – the shoeware, not the water slides.
• Men in macho cars – especially when they add an extra VROOM VROOM while waiting for a red light. Dude, I don’t envy you, I don’t care about cars. Can’t you tell by my rolling eyes? Go away.
• Teens on bicycles – it’s like they want to die.
• Male hair – Sometimes it’s everywhere, sometimes it’s just nowhere… And some haircuts just make me go 🤷‍♀️ a lot.

• Teenagers in general, male teens in particular – do they all stop talking at about 13?
• Clothes for dogs or cats (or just pet clothes, really) – I know some dog species need jumpers, but I just can’t… grasp it somehow.
• My mom – I started this list before her seizure. Even then she’d sometimes (most times) make no sense to me.
• Traffic – what mystifies me is one minute you’re not moving at all for like half an hour. And then all of a sudden you’re moving again and the traffic congestion is gone. HOW?? 🤯 Madness!
• Children’s toys – one time my niece got something called L.O.L. Surprise and it took 4 adults and several Google attempts to figure out what that one device was that came with the dolls, and it turned out to be just the packaging…

Okay, so I wanted to do more (I’ve got so many items on my list), but I think 300+ words is fine enough for a comeback post, so I’ll leave it at this for now.

How about you? Do you recognise any of these incomprehensibilities? Or do you wish to enlighten me in ways I could erase some misunderstandings from my list?

Feel free to add to my (in)comprehensibilities!